pg.99 - ballad of circling vultures

Com Truise - Yxes

brian is celebrating his recent promotion thanks to his hard work on his advertising firm’s project with KAVU sunglasses. expecting to spend the night intoxicated, him and a friend ride the commuter rail to a NBA basketball game.

brian leaves his complimentary pair of KAVU sunglasses on the train, where they are spotted and snuck off with by a nihilist. brian’s sunglasses met their fate during a fit of rage at the nihilist’s corporate job. brian, crippled by the sun in his eyes on his way to work one day, met his fate in a car wreck.

to this day, the nihilist is still being tortured.

been jamming so much dirty south rap lately. Z-Ro is always a favorite.

i don’t know, whats worse?

-mirror selfie prom pics w/ cell phone (like they would do when i was in high school)

or

-mirror selfie prom pics w/ a fucking nikon dslr (how i imagine prom is these days)

i need to meditate before writing rants on the internet.

(Source: strictsoup)

there are so many insults hidden in the tone of my voice

i could be teaching you how to make a sandwich and your feelings would get hurt.

me

smotpoke:

Cold Drink

“The Ricky”

High End Glass Blog

it says “SMOKES, LETS GO”

im fucking dead

take my money

find me handlebars like those

put all the cars in the ground.

why is that ticker not moving?

(Source: steph-was-here)

LINKIN PARK SUX BUT CHALI 2NA KILT IT

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